Monday, June 8, 2009

Night Terror

If we ever form a band, in manner of the Partridge Family, it will be called Night Terror, I've decided. We will draw heavily on punk influences such as the Ramones. Our first CD will be titled 4 am Rising. These are the tracks:

1. Timeout 2:59
2. Somebody Put Something in My Drink 3:01
3. That’s Not My Booger 4:00
4. Everybody Shut Up 1:07
5. Shut Up (Is a Bad Word) 5:09
6. Ginny Don’t Eat My Hot Dog 7:12
7. Mine! Mine! Mine! 3:13
8. I Want to Marry Brother :45
9. I Wish (He Was Never Born) 3:43
10. Hands To Yourself 1:23
11. You Said I Could :21
12. He Bites! He Bites! 9:09
13. Timeout (reprise) 4:00

By the way, I have solved one of the most profound mysteries of life: what happened to the socks. You know, the ones you’re sure you put in the dryer?

1 comment:

Unknown said...

This deserves to be sent to some magazine--love your recording track! I've heard some of those songs. And I'll have to check the toys more carefully. :-)